Always Check Your Child's Homework

After first receiving a picture drawn by one of her students,
here's the note the teacher received the following day.

"Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an
exotic dancer.  I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter
how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told
her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found
one more in the back room, and that several people were
fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the
last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.  From now on I will
remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she
turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith"